Humaneering is the discipline of changing what people experience while preserving what they hear. The restructuring happens. The headcount reduction happens. The role eliminations, the site closures, the benefit adjustments that require three readings of the FAQ to understand are worse than they initially appeared: all of it happens. What humaneering contributes is the vocabulary layer that sits on top, carefully selected to ensure that the people most affected feel, at minimum, that they were considered. They were. This is true. It’s that consideration who produced the term.

The craft is in the nouns. Nobody is fired; their role is “sunset,” which is a word that implies natural conclusion and, on a good sunny day, a certain beauty. A department is not cut; it is “restructured for agility,” with agility doing the work that “smaller” used to do before someone noticed how “smaller” sounded. The employees who remain are not the ones who survived; they are the “core team going forward,” which reframes the outcome as curation and the curators as visionaries rather than the people who happened to be standing when the music stopped.

What makes humaneering durable is that it is not cynical in its construction. The people who write these communications often believe them, more or less, at the time of writing. The language of care is applied with care. A working group reviews the memo. Someone from HR and someone from Legal and someone who used to work in communications all read it and make it more human, which is a process that takes three days and produces a document that is, technically, more human than the first draft. The first draft said “terminations.” The final draft says “a difficult but necessary evolution of our workforce model.” Both refer to the same Friday.

We find the evolved language preferable. The people whose roles are being sunset tend to have a different view, which is natural, and which we acknowledge with empathy.

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Maximilian ROI has spent thirty years inside organizations large enough to have a Vision Statement and self-aware enough to ignore it. He has run the offsites. He has said synergy in front of a board, with a straight face and a waterfall chart, and meant it.

Today, Max is the Dean of Steerania’s School of Bullshit. He describes this as his pro bono contribution to society. He takes the role completely seriously, which is itself the joke.

The dictionary exists because the language of business is a craft, and like most crafts it is easier to participate in than to explain. Max has decided, at this point in his career, that explanation is the more interesting option. He is not here to expose the system. He helped build it.